You Just Don't F***K with Astronauts Man!

*WARNING* much cursing and incredibly un-pc behavior.

The Friday night music show, Hard Times had an all Rammstein episode. I've heard Rammstein before, briefly since I tend to turn the dial not being a big fan of any metal band, German or otherwise.. I hadn't actually seen any of their videos until now and I was not surprised to find they were almost as ugly as they sound. But anyway.....

I don't get it.

Even so, I paused from flicking the clicker being absorbed into the surrealistic nightmare combination of sweaty dirty band members, angels sucking cock while getting their wings pulled off and an S&M loving Snow Whites o.d. on sparkly golden blow.

I stayed absorbed until they came to the song called Amerika which, while my German is not so good, I gathered wasn't the most flattering portrait of the US. The video featuring a (still sweaty dirty) space suit clad band and having something to do with our detestable audacity to infect the rest of the world with American culture and commerce.

Because there's nothing more influential than a social morality lesson by the long unwashed directly after a graphic display of mother masturbation and seraphim junk polishing.

I might have even appreciated the complaint, in fact I think Americans on the whole are far over materialistic and overly commercially influenced, I could go off on a huge rant about that myself, but here's the kick....

YOUR SELLING YOUR SHIT TO AN AMERICAN AUDIENCE!

More than likely wearing American made clothes, playing American made instruments and collecting as much American cash as you can get your greasy, sausage stained fingers on. To top it all off, you play nothing but the pasty white, short bus riding, step child of rock. So how's about putting your money where your dentally challenged mouths are, or give it a rest.

If you want to keep to one bath a week and continue sucking down the unsalted, over boiled, ass smelling slop you all call food rather than grabbing a burger and freedom fries, be my guest, but frankly I find Rockabilly Japanese guys pretty sexy, you need to leave that shit alone. It's a good look for them, they always have great hair and a pair of 501's beat the shit out of those silk puffy pants. Pretty Japanese boys are hawt.

Dirty rotten toothed German giants...not so much. I see where you assholes get your folk tales now...

You're just pissed because no matter what you all do, you still manage to give off the tainted reek of the confused, sock /sandal wearing tourist. That's right, I'll say it, politically incorrect or not. I can point you all out of the crowd at Disneyland.

Granted, the US has it's issues, but a heritage of mass genocide doesn't put your country at the front of saint Peter's line either and I suspect the brutalized cock sucking angel didn't help. There's an obvious need for a little more diversity because the ethnically cleansed are producing some jacked up looking mutants. I doubt even a music career has managed to get them laid.

P.S.

Gyrating your big ugly ass around in a pair of overalls two sizes too small is a fashion fucking don't. And after you change and hopefully, wash, spend some of the American cash you've earned and take your collective grills to the dentist. Damn.


*Deep Breath* aanndd calm.