..And then they made me their chief

Sorry to anyone who cares.., I've suddenly had a lot to take care of. I'll be back when I can.

Dear London

My heart goes out to you and my thoughts are with you. I'm sure all of americas thoughts and prayers are for the victims and their families right now. I do hope they catch those responsible quickly.

The lazy I don't feel like posting anything post

Luckily I could steal this questionare from Larry. Thanks Larry. :)

Name: Alex
Nickname: Lizard, Nurse Porn (NOT for the reason you think)
Astrological sign: Scorpio
Age: 32
Height: 5'9"
Weight: I'll tell you when I get down to 118 again
Occupation: Gypsy
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York
How many children: None
Do you drink (alcohol): Only occasionally and only to get drunk, stuff tastes terrible why drink it if not to get lit?
Do you smoke: I'm on the patch!
Favorite outdoor activities: jogging or taking walks, sex, if it's not a million degrees pretty much anything.
Favorite indoor activities: reading, movies, this computer, sex
Favorite colors: Red, Pink, Green
Favorite type of music: Punk/hardcore

Favorite musical groups/performers: Dead Kennedys, Subhumans, Janes Addiction, The Doors, Violent Femmes, Black Flagg, The Cramps, that is Adam Ant back in the day to the left of my blog there. Gorgeous man he was. Tons of classic as well, Led Zep, Bob Marley, Janis Joplin, Black Sabbath.

Favorite song at the moment: Don't really have one. I've been listening to Mountain Song a lot. From Janes Addiction.
Favorite song of all time: That is just an impossible question, couldnt pick one.
Favorite current song, alternative: I don't know what you crazy kids listen to these days.
Favorite current song, non-alternative: yeah right
Song that never fails to put me into a good mood: Tainted Love by Soft Cell
Should the song above fail, I'll play: Bikini Girls With Machine Guns, The Cramps
What's in your home CD/Cassette player right now: Never Mind the Bollocks here's the Sex Pistols
What's in you car CD/Cassette player right now: Nothing Shocking, Janes Addiction.
Do you play an instrument: Nah but all my boyfriends have.=P
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: No but i've jumped in fully clothed more than once.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up: Elvira, or at least the new host of Movie Macabre and then an Archaeologist.
What would be your dream job now: Jet Setting eccentric Billionaress..barring that, still an archaeologist.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: mmm no
Places you'd most like to visit: New Zealand, Santorini Greece, All of southern Italy, Maybe Turkey, England to break one off of Paul.
Your first car: A 1952 Chevy Deluxe with pink and purple flames. I crashed it.
Dream car: 64' and a half ford mustang.
Car you drive now: One step above pinto, Geo Metro Hatchback
Favorite season: Fall
Favorite holiday: Halloween, I still dress up and set up my house to scare the hell out of the little'ins
Favorite hobbies: This! Reading, carpentry
Favorite sport to play: Soccer, baseball
Favorite sport to watch: maybe aussie rules footy
Least favorite sport to watch: All the rest, watching sports on tv is boring crap I think.

Most humiliating moment: hmm there are so many...At 15 I had a crush on a senior boy, who knew it. I was at my locker one day, which was a bottom locker and forced me to squat down. As my crush walked by he thought he'd be funny and shut it on me, instead of closing, the door slammed against the jam, flew back, hit me on the head and knocked me on my butt. He felt bad but for some reason I felt stupid.

Do you have any siblings: No, only child
Do you get along with your parents: We share a comfortable mutual denial. But at least we don't fight.
Favorite place to chill: Right here
Favorite place to visit: New Orleans
What is your bad time of day: Getting out of bed
What is your good time of day: Any free time
Favorite flower/plant: Sunflowers, because they are gigantic beauty! Beauty that shines down on you.
Favorite subject in school: History and English in High School. Anthropology and writing in college.
Least favorite subject in school: I am mathmatically retarded.
Favorite authors: Mostly horror, Koontz, King, Poe, Lovecraft, Asimov, Classics. I love shakespear and J.M. Barrie.
Favorite book: Don Quixote
Current book I'm reading: In Search of the Trojan War by Michael Wood and The Lost World of Pompeii by Colin Amery, also Roadwork by stephen king
Favorite magazine: Archaeology, Jane, This Old House
Favorite movie of all time: Impossible question! If I HAD to choose, Evil Dead II Dead by Dawn.

Other favorite movies: There are just tons...Goonies, Yellowbeard, Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, Thin Man, anything Tim Burton-y or M.Knight, Enter the Dragon or any Bruce Lee Hong Kong Fooey, Jeepers Creepers, Cabin Fever, All Zombie Movies especially shaun of the dead, Lost Boys, Pirates of the Carribbean, Harry Potter, Star Wars..the first 3. Reservoir Dogs, Killing Zoe, Dusk Till Dawn, SLC Punks,Suburbia, any creature feature or black and white including but not limited to, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Day The Earth Stood Still, King Kong, Abbott and Costello monster movies and of course, The Godfather. This could be the longest list in history if I let it.

Favorite actors/actresses: Gary Oldman, Leonardo (Hey he's a good actor ok!) Al Pacino, Kate Winslette, The Patron Saint of Horror fans, Bruce Campbell
Favorite cartoon character: Fry from Futurama
Favorite food: Anything Greek. I love souvlaki
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Favorite alcoholic drink: Madori Sours
What is your bedtime: Depends, anywhere from 2am to 6am
Worst enemies: Fundamentalists

Interesting fact about your childhood: When I was a kid I was always climbing things. At any point I could be found up a tree or on a roof. I'd climb semi's, ditches, whatever. The day my step dad walked down the hallway and found me braced between the two walls and staring down at him from the ceiling was the day I got the nickname "Lizard".

The first thing you think of in the morning: "Crap, I lived"
Favorite thing to do when you're home alone: masturbate furiously
Things that make you feel good: Exercise, Pauls brutal idea of flirtation, staring at the ocean.
Things you don't like: Feet, spiders, beets, people who talk down to waitresses or snarky people in general.
Scariest feeling in the world: Unknown bug projectiles landing in your hair, That moment when you're out in the dark and you realise someone is behind you.
Best feeling in the world: intimate hugs, eating ice cream
Do you get motion sickness: Only on fishing boats and only on the ocean
Roller Coasters - Deadly or Exciting: Exciting, love them.
Thunderstorms - Cool or Scary: Cool, love them too. Especially with flannel jammies a good book and hot chocolate.
Pen or Pencil: Computer
Do you like to drive: All the time, I take road trips whenever possible.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No, but I sleep with my cat and I do have one stuffed animal from my childhood that sits on my nightstand, "Boofy" the dog.
Did you have imaginary friends or a blanket as a child: Neither, it was just me and Boofy
What words or phrases do you overuse: I curse too much, Right On!

Coolest things anyone ever gave you: a birthday present relating to Peter Pan,(one of my favorites) wrapped in brown paper and rope twine with an address from "Neverland". It's my favorite just because he had put in so much effort and it was so well done that I didn't want to open it and ruin it.

How would you characterize your political leanings: Middle of the road
If you could pick one super-human power, what would you choose: Invisibilty/super strength.
Favorite Quotes/Lyrics/Poems:

Quotes:

"I always respected the rules. I broke them all, but I respected them."
-Faye Dancer, AAGPBL

"First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I threw my back out humping your mom last night. Neege."
-Jay, Mall Rats

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Poetry:

Excerpts from Jim Morrison

Have you ever seen God?"
-a mandala. A symmetrical angel.

Felt? yes. Fucking. The Sun.
Heard? Music. Voices.
Touched? an animal. your hand.
Tasted? Rare meat, corn, water,
& wine.

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Ladies & gentlemen:
please attend carefully to these words & events
It's your last chance, our last hope.
In this womb or tomb, we're free of the swarming streets.
The black fever which rages is safely out those doors
My friends & I come from
Far Arden w/ dances, &
new music
Everywhere followers accrue
to our procession.
Tales of Kings, gods, warriors
and lovers dangled like
jewels for your careless pleasure

I'm Me!
Can you dig it.
My meat is real.
My hands--how they move
balanced like lithe demons
My hair--so twined and writhing
The skin of my face--pinch the cheeks
My flaming sword tongue
spraying verbal fire-flys
I'm real.
I'm human
But I'm not an ordinary man
No No No

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Song Lyrics

We held hands on the last night on earth.
Our mouths filled with dust, we kissed in the fields and under trees,
screaming like dogs, bleeding dark into the leaves.
It was empty on the edge of town but we knew everyone floated
along the bottom of the river.
So we walked through the waste where the road curved into the sea
and the shattered seasons lay,
and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease.
In our cancer of passion you said, "Death is a midnight runner."
The sky had come crashing down like the news of an intimate suicide.
We picked up the shards and formed them into shapes
of stars that wore like an antique wedding dress.
The echoes of the past broke the hearts of the unborn
as the ferris wheel silently slowed to a stop.
The few insects skittered away in hopes of a better pastime.
I kissed you at the apex of the maelstrom and asked
if you would accompany me in a quick fall,
but you made me realize that my ticket wasn't for two.
I rode alone.
You said, "The cinders are falling like snow."
There is poetry in despair, and we sang with unrivaled beauty,
bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence.
Of blue and grey.
Strange, we ran down desperate streets and carved our names in the flesh of the city.
The sun was stagnated somewhere beyond the rim of the horizon
and the darkness is a mystery of curves and lines.
Still, we lay under the emptiness and drifted slowly outward,
and somewhere in the wilderness we found salvation scratched
into the earth like a message.

- AFI

Radical,vegan/veggie/queer/trans friendly animal lovin house

I've been looking at roomate wanted sites for the move to Oregon. I figured sharing space will make the transition and going back to school much easier. These are some of the actual adverts. Hmmmm decisions decisions...

$215 - radical, vegan /veggie, queer / trans friendly, animal lovin'.......

We are a collective household, made up of 2 womyn,3 guys, 2 dogs and 2 cats. we are looking for another womyn identified person. we are politically radical,mainly vegan ( we cook some vegetarian things in the house but no eggs). we re into dumpstering, gardening (kind of permaculture style,in our double lot, which we re just getting started on), bikes, music, diy living.

I didn't know there were such things as Nazi Vegans.

we dont drink much ( especially not in the house), and some of us not at all. we re looking for someone who s into open and honest communication and open to working on their shit.

If there was ever a line so resplendent in simple trashiness to completely negate the possibility of a sufficient sarcastic response.. nay, not even that! It speaks for itself and requires none...

we have a shak and a trailer in the yard which are lived in. we re queer and
we re trans friendly.

we need someone who can be respectfull of the humyn and animal friends here alike. our 2 dog friends here are shephard crosses and tend to be a bit barky. not obsessive but they do like to protect the place. also when having new friends over for the first couple of times it can take a good 5-10 minutes to help the dogs feel comfortable with them, and this is something that each roomate is responsible for. they are in no way vicious, just wary and scared of some newcomers, especailly guys, as one of them came from an abusive situation. but unfortunately, we dont want to have any more animal friends here.

please contact us if you think you might be interested in joining our home

Seeking 2 Fabulous People for 2 Groovy rooms!


I have a vision for this place, and am looking for people who resonate with that vision. ......I am creating a living place that flows with positive energy, both of laughter and peace, creativity.......

My chi is practically re-aligning itself..

I am going to be doing some natural building and permaculture in the house/yard. Are you down? Light clay/straw wall for my bedroom, cob wall around the front yard. I would love to have people around who are interested in this way of building, who would like to have natural plaster on their bedroom wall, who like mud.

There will most likely be a kiln available on site, a small basement for clay?, or other such things. A garage, a roofed concrete area, soon to be clothesline. I eat meat but rarely cook it in the house excepting fish. Don’t watch TV, my bike loves me, Burning Man (Black Rock Boutique, yo), City Repair.


I can almost smell the patchouli oil.

But I tell you what, it still beats the shit out of "Strong Christian Household has room for Closed Minded Biggoted Fundamentalist, Fags Not welcome". Can't wait to get out of here even if it means I have to grow out my pit hair, create hemp rope macrame plant slings and knaw tofu.