I've come to the realization that when it comes to men I have a definite 'type'. If they look anything like this...
Or This...
Or, heaven help me...
And most especially like this... (seeing the pattern yet?) 
Look this fabulous wet...
Have the worlds best placed Tattoo...
And I'd marry you for your mother...
You wouldn't even have to buy me dinner.
But am I ever so lucky to attract anything like the eye candy above? No. For the life of me I can't figure out why the men who hit on me look like this...
Or this..
I won't go into details but I'm starting to think it's some sick cosmic joke at my expense.
Monday, April 18, 2005
The Self Pity Post
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Holy crap, that last one is scary.
Nain - Yeah things would likely be better if my most frequented destination wasn't a Quick Stop. But I'm on my way to Oregon in a month or so.
Johnny - That's tame compared to the camo wearing, taz tattoo sporting, reality.
I will now have to put on a stocking cap, pierce something, and get some ink.
The funny thing about all the guys you have pics of -- I can see exactly none of them working where I work. I see them either a)fabulously wealthy actors, musicians or athletes, or b) working at the gas station.
Kris - The trick is to not look directly into it's creepy eyes. A new entry is coming soon. And no LA men are not particularly ugly. There are many who are very charming. It's just that the rednecks seem to be particularly attracted to me. I'm not sure why, i'll have to analyze that.
MPH - There are just so many? You people need to stop inbreeding.
Johnny - Heh, you need nothing but a divorce. But the type emphasis was more on the whole dark haired/ striking eyed combo and though I do have a thing with tattoo's they aren't necessary. And you're right, they are all fabulously wealthy. It's a good thing Bam is a pro skater being seemingly dumb as a bag of hammers and unable to string together enough syllables for a single coherent sentence. He's damn sexy though.
At the risk of losing more points...How many points do you start with anyway kris?...Hiya Dusti! *waves*
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