Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Fuck Off Lance

I would leave it at that but you'd likely get all huffy and bluster about how simple minded profanity insults are.

Not that it matters, but I don't care to share my every personal thought with strangers. Since you can't be bothered to so much as respond when IM'd, I can't figure out why this bothers you enough to take the time to leave sarcastic comments. Besides, no matter what I write lately it seems to be offending your oh so effulgent psyche.

I'm sorry my blog is so vapid as opposed to the life altering nuggets you let bounce from your illustrious keyboard. Ipods and Macs are wonderful gadgets im sure, but how much do you really need to talk about them? You might want to try writing something interesting yourself before you start throwing insults at me. Hell you might want to write something ABOUT yourself once in a while instead of hiding behind the b.s.. The drivel you vomit can be read any day on yahoo news and i'm tired of trying to figure out something nice to say just to leave a note.

If I thought it made a shit pebble worth of difference to the world i'd write something more profound but it's a WEBLOG. So do please attempt to extricate the behemothic cudgel from your contemptuous, hoity toity ass and simmer down. Is that engrossing enough for you? You pompous prick.

It's one thing to express an opinion but lately you've just been rude, hurtful and completely mean. If you don't like it don't read it, simple as that. Your snotty evaluations aren't necessary.

3 comments:

oz said...

Yeah!!! to quote Hunter S. Thompson " Don't take no Gruff!!"

;-P

Lance said...

You needn't strain yourself to think up comments to leave on my blog.

Nor in sending me IM's.

There.

Your problem is solved.

Happy?

And btw it's iPod not Ipod =)

Anonymous said...

This is kind of humorous...all this animosity over someone living several miles away. I don't know if i'd be too concerned about the opinions of a man who blogs about watching movies with his online cyber-gf and dares to call that "really cool" at 30 years of age. without the web Lance would perish. He seemingly derives his entire persona by what he does and who he knows on a machine. He is defined by it, and when it gets to that point it is time to seriously re-evaluate why you're here. This is supposed to be a source of entertainment and yet there are those (such as Lance) who spend the majority of their time attempting to convince other online people of their advanced superiority. And if Lance were as intelligent as he obviously seems to believe he is, he'd have better things to do with his time than cast a bunch of stupid opinions at people who didn't even ask for them. Lance seems to thrive by trying to hoist himself up just a little higher than the rest of us. In reality, he's a tight-ass, a bullshitter and apparently somewhat of a sadist considering his penchant for insulting everyone. Allow me finally to say that i don't give a fuck about the inevitable "this is none of your fuckin' business" routine that i am sure will undoubtedly surface as a result of this comment. I saw a post and decided to comment, end of story. Night.